Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset

Ugh. The whole schmoozing instinct is completely foreign to me. I'm at a conference right now, and I'm constantly trying to force myself to schmooze -- ie, "be interesting and be interested" -- but it doesn't come naturally, especially the "interested" part because most of the time I could give a quick fuck.

But there are natually born schmoozers. Probably the same kind of people who decide early on that they want to become actors when they grow up.