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Blanketing opinions that I'll probably regret soon.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
My sexual fantasies are normal as hell.
Don't get your hopes up ... I'm not going to tell you what my most prurient secrets are, but I will say this: my shit is so damn white bread and boring compared to some people I've talked to.
Fetishes, fantasies---why do people need them? And where do they come from? How about this fetish: performing the act of intercourse. Isn't that good enough? Why do you want to mess up nature's goodness with twelve inch elongated plastic or the combination of you, your lady friend and a Well-Hung African American Man?
I don't get it.
Fetishes, fantasies---why do people need them? And where do they come from? How about this fetish: performing the act of intercourse. Isn't that good enough? Why do you want to mess up nature's goodness with twelve inch elongated plastic or the combination of you, your lady friend and a Well-Hung African American Man?
I don't get it.
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I can see what you were thinking about while sailing with four hearty shipmates.
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash, indeed!
My sexual fantasies generally involve actually having sex. That'd be nice.
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash, indeed!
My sexual fantasies generally involve actually having sex. That'd be nice.
I have to agree with you Lonnie. I listen to Howard Stern and they bring to light some really sick shit. Its unbelievable the kind of crap some people are into. And I have to say, its SO hard to find plain old normal porn these days. Everything seems to be into dehumanizing the woman, its crazy.
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