Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset

The band is moving right along. We've rented a practice space complete with amps, guitars and a drum set. But by default, my fellow band members have eased me onto an instrument that I have little to no experience playing: drums.

The reason I've been nominated to do this? Because it evens the playing field. You see, I have no false modesty; I'm a better guitar player than my other two members. So I get bored, and tend to "noodle" while everyone else is learning to play the songs. So now that I play an instrument I can barely play, we're gonna sound awesome. And by "awesome", I mean I DARE you to come see us play on a Tuesday night at Velvet Lounge.

Another reason why I think my fellow band members have decided that I must play drums is because it's hard for a drummer to sing. My bandmate has clearly told me that my voice sounds "gay", and I'm not arguing with him.

Anyway, we're getting closer and closer to the Hall of Douchebags, but at least we're having fun.