Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset

Earlier this year, thousands of bloggers were writing "10 Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't". I went through hundreds of these on Google's blogsearch, and came up with a list of the 10 best (in no particular order):

10. Used the phrase "I know my shit" in at least two different interviews for jobs that I did get.

9. Had a live donkey stick it’s head in my tent while I was sleeping, woke up and screamed so the poor thing ran away and knocked over most of our food, kitchen area and garbage cans.

8. Gone Urban Spelunking on a date, including skinny dipping in a basement industrial scale water tank.

7. Packed journalism, education, film & TV production, advertising, publishing, and social work in under 10 years. In alphabetical order, I've been a babysitter, cleaning lady, copywriter, editor, filmmaker, journalist, producer, production assistant, production manager, proofreader, teacher, therapist, transcriber, translator, tutor. And I sold fish right by the Twin Towers on Saturday mornings.

6. Been coated in dry-chemical flame retardant whilst engaged in sexual congress.

5. Screamed insults directly at Billy Dee Williams.

4. Worked as both a phone physcic for Miss Cleo and phone sex operator in the same day.

3. I've been threaten by a crack whore with a nail clipper.

2. Looked down from my plane at the burning runway, and thought, "Huh. This can't be good."

1. Dumped someone during sex.