Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset

Ok, I'll chime in. But I'm just following in the spirit of Happy Pants and Dubious Guy.

Here they are in no order:

1. Jumped out of an airplane at over 5,000 feet.

2. Kicked a hammerhead shark in the head 'til it stopped thrashing around in the sand, then cut out its jaws with a knife a few hours later.

3. Had my outer-thigh stitched up by my drunk best friend (6 stitches).

4. Fired an AK-47 in a 3rd World Country.

5. Played pool with prostitutes.

6. Lobbied Congress.

7. Eaten a deep-fried bull testicle.

8. Gotten a blow job on a ski lift.

9. Organized a successful protest in front of an embassy.

10. Received a free, functioning 23-foot sailboat.