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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

10 Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

Ok, I'll chime in. But I'm just following in the spirit of Happy Pants and Dubious Guy.

Here they are in no order:

1. Jumped out of an airplane at over 5,000 feet.

2. Kicked a hammerhead shark in the head 'til it stopped thrashing around in the sand, then cut out its jaws with a knife a few hours later.

3. Had my outer-thigh stitched up by my drunk best friend (6 stitches).

4. Fired an AK-47 in a 3rd World Country.

5. Played pool with prostitutes.

6. Lobbied Congress.

7. Eaten a deep-fried bull testicle.

8. Gotten a blow job on a ski lift.

9. Organized a successful protest in front of an embassy.

10. Received a free, functioning 23-foot sailboat.
Where were you skiing? Aspen?
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