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Friday, March 10, 2006
Dr. Strangelove vs. Tupac and Biggie
One can learn important life skills by tracking the quotes from Stanley Kubrick's 1964 movie, Dr. Strangelove, and quotes from Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. It's too obvious to ignore any longer. I've put together a quick list for your enlightenment.Women and Love
Dr. Strangelove's General Jack D. Ripper: "Women, uh ... women sense my power and they seek my life essence."
Tupac Shakur: "Since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman, and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cuz if we don't, we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies."
Notorious B.I.G.: "She starts off, 'Well I don't usually'. Then I whip it out, rubber no doubt. Step out, show me what you all about. Fingers in your mouth, open up your blouse, pull your G-string down south. Aoowww! Threw that back out, in the parking lot by a Cherokee and a green drop-top. And I don't stop until I squirt. Jeans skirt, butt-naked, it all work."
War and Death
Dr. Strangelove's General "Buck" Turgidson: "I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops."
Tupac Shakur: "It always happens, all the niggaz that change the world die. They don't get to die like regular people---they die violently."
Notorious B.I.G.: "So I grab it, never run, the outcome is usually a beatdown brutally. Fuck who you be or where you're from, West or East coast, squeeze toast. Leave most in the blood they layin' in."
Drinking and Having Fun
Dr. Stranglove's General Jack D. Ripper: "Please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater, and help yourself to whatever you'd like."
Tupac Shakur: "Fuck school, we was skipping, drinking drinking 5th on the curb. Me and you, no closer two, while drinking brew."
Notorious B.I.G: "Fuck up the party before it even start. Pissy drunk, off the Henny and stuff."
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Damon! You've really undone yourself this time with the photoshop skeelz. I'm going to put this on the T loves M myspace page, just as soon as I put it together. Could you possibly do one of me with Lawrence Welk and / or the Captain and Tenelle and Malarkey? I'll send photo fodder. Thanks!
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I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids! It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual, certainly without any choice. That's the way a hard-core Commie works.
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids! It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual, certainly without any choice. That's the way a hard-core Commie works.
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Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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