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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt makes me feel like a happy fat guy.



You may not believe it, but until one month ago I did not own a Hawaiian shirt. A sad fact indeed. But one day I noticed my neighbor Peggy wearing the above shirt and complimented her so she just offered it to me. I tried to refuse but later she dropped it on my porch (I assume she did not walk over wearing only her bra).

When you wear a Hawaiian shirt --- no matter if you're skinny, medium-sized or heavyset --- you feel like a fat party animal. It's a strange and good feeling and I rolled with it all evening at the beach. I wished I was 50 pounds heavier so it would feel more authentic.
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" I wished I was 50 pounds heavier so it would feel more authentic. "


careful what you wish for :)
 
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