Latest
- In case you're wondering what kind of people will ...
- What it's like to catch a shark from the beach at ...
- "Fist City" by Loretta Lynn Proves my Wife is the ...
- Wrightsville Beach Tomorrow, and Possible Shark-Th...
- My Dogs Were Fashion Models for NPR
- Even the most skeptical view has Obama winning at ...
- My wife will still be hot when she's over 60. Yess...
- The biggest admirers of my beagles are old black men.
- Minor Threat, I Don't Wanna Hear It.
- Donkey Liver and an Old Marxist
Best of
Archives
- July 2004
- November 2004
- December 2004
- January 2005
- February 2005
- March 2005
- April 2005
- May 2005
- June 2005
- July 2005
- August 2005
- September 2005
- October 2005
- November 2005
- December 2005
- January 2006
- February 2006
- March 2006
- April 2006
- May 2006
- June 2006
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- October 2006
- November 2006
- December 2006
- January 2007
- February 2007
- March 2007
- April 2007
- May 2007
- June 2007
- July 2007
- August 2007
- September 2007
- October 2007
- November 2007
- December 2007
- January 2008
- February 2008
- March 2008
- April 2008
- May 2008
- June 2008
- July 2008
- August 2008
- September 2008
- October 2008
- November 2008
- December 2008
- January 2009
- February 2009
- March 2009
- April 2009
- May 2009
- June 2009
- July 2009
- August 2009
- September 2009
- October 2009
- November 2009
- December 2009
- January 2010
- February 2010
- March 2010
- April 2010
- June 2010
- July 2010
- September 2010
- October 2010
- November 2010
- December 2010
- January 2011
- February 2011
- March 2011
- June 2011
- July 2011
- August 2011
- September 2011
- November 2011
- July 2012
- October 2012
Blanketing opinions that I'll probably regret soon.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Wearing a Hawaiian shirt makes me feel like a happy fat guy.
You may not believe it, but until one month ago I did not own a Hawaiian shirt. A sad fact indeed. But one day I noticed my neighbor Peggy wearing the above shirt and complimented her so she just offered it to me. I tried to refuse but later she dropped it on my porch (I assume she did not walk over wearing only her bra).
When you wear a Hawaiian shirt --- no matter if you're skinny, medium-sized or heavyset --- you feel like a fat party animal. It's a strange and good feeling and I rolled with it all evening at the beach. I wished I was 50 pounds heavier so it would feel more authentic.
Web Counters