Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset

Some friends and I recently tested that time-honored eating tradition known as the Saltine Challenge in which participants attempt to swallow six Saltine crackers in 60 seconds. But in our competition, we wanted to see if a dog was faster than a human.

Our representative from the human race was my friend Sam, who couldn't even choke down two crackers in ten seconds:



Then, champion eating machine Oliver Parker stepped up to the plate (literally). My memory card ran out before he finished, but you can clearly see that a dog's instinct to gorge food makes the Saltine Challenge a walk in the park. He got them down in less than 40 seconds:



I've never met anyone who could consume six Saltines in 60 seconds ... anyone who wasn't a dog. Maybe the animal world has something to teach us.