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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

I Was Once Cock-Blocked by Adam Eidinger

Yes, that Adam Eidinger. The stadium protester and Green Party candidate that the Washington Post once called a "brawler" after he attacked DC councilmember Harold Brazil and one-time "Presidential Announcer", Charlie Brotman. The Adam Eidinger that the popular blogger, DC SOB, once described as an "emo loser with an insatiable need for the spotlight". This fellow once blocked me in my harmless desire to get a piece of ass. It's the most embarrassing admission I've made on this blog, but it's true.

It was the late 90s, and I was wooing a young woman---a fellow left wing activist----while we were "wheat pasting" along what they now call the "U Street Corridor". In case you were never involved in leftist politics, wheat pasting is when a group of like-minded people (radical lefties) with five gallon buckets of wallpaper solution and a couple of paint rollers roam the city looking for good spots to paste over-sized posters (propaganda).

You might think radical lefties are only interested in their mission (whatever cause célèbre that's in vogue), but in reality the sexual tension runs HIGH, and that ends up being a large part of the activity at hand---hooking up. Come on. Here's a collection of overly passionate 20-somethings running around the city trying to be revolutionaries, and you're surprised that they DON'T want to fuck each other?

You see where this is going. I was flirting hard one night on U Street while wheat pasting, and I thought she would be going home with the bald guy (me), but she chose the thick-haired dude with dark-rimmed glasses instead. And I was especially emasculated when she called me the next morning from his house to see what I was up to. Lord.

Nothing against Mr. Eidinger---I just had to get this out of my system once and for all ...
Comments:
If it makes you feel better I've been cock-blocked by a gay guy. WTF.
 
Ouch to the post and ouch to Dan's comment.

I saw Mr. Eidinger the other day in Kalorama Park with his kid(s) -- I think there were two but I can't remember. Those thick glasses are a dead giveaway.
 
I bet Adam doesn't even remember me.

Were his kids wearing thick-rimmed glasses, too?

btw, I totally voted for him a few years ago. Honestly, I have nothing against him, and don't even know him, really.
 
Utterly classic post and post title. Has to go on the hall of fame wall.
 
Was it an unfair, backstabbing, breaking of the male code cockblock or did the girl just like glasses?
 
I think she just liked the fact that he was popular among all the lefties, and I was, well, not.
 
Bruner, this explains A LOT. Hell hath no fury....

Ladies and gentleman, you may find it interesting to note that Bruner's better half (his comrad *in* arms) has attended more than her fair share of anarchy rallies. Where did you guys meet again? I keep forgetting.

Hate the ideals, love that sweet lefty loving?
 
Hey Lonnie,

You got to love that if you google my name some bizarre things come up - like this. Anyway as I recall woman you refer to and I were just friends and she was staying at my house as she had recently moved to DC. You should have stuck with it. I'm married now and the girl is in NYC. Also I have one daughter. And yes Cuff, I was in the park however with her paymate thus the two 2 year olds.
 
all of us dc leftists are in love with AE!
 
hahahahahahahahaha
Adam is one lucky man, he is married to the most talented, smart and lovely woman in DC and has the coolest kid I know!
 
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