Blanketing opinions that I'll probably regret soon.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Leaving for Belize in less than 15 hours!!

That's right, you office slaves. I'll be on Caye Caulker tomorrow and staying for over a week! I offer you a few predictions as to why Caye Caulker will not suck as much as Washington, DC:

To be sure those predictions are correct, watch this space in the coming week if you want to re-confirm how much the work-a-day world of DC blows.

You are so sweet to not list the millions, no ZILLIONS of reasons why Caulker kicks DC's ass in every way---you are too kind to your pathetic readers who will not be able to join us as we swim with the manatee, drink and eat outside in next-to-nothing, soak up the sun and audition young cabana boys for my personal use! BTW--I am bringing a legal release for you to sign--I don't want to see my island escapades exploited on this very popular blog!
Mom, again, you are not invited. Sorry, that's just the way it goes. Period.

UH. . . . Barb?
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