Blanketing opinions that I'll probably regret soon.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Tip


I gave the bad bartender this receipt tonight. What does a bartender or
waiter think when they get such an insulting scrap of paper? "Gosh, I should
do a better job. Gosh."

Probably not, but it felt so good to give such an insult for such insulting service.
Comments:
That receipt has your credit card number askterisked out. That means the now angry waiter has the other copy.

WITH THE FULL NUMBER!!!
 
To Mr. HP:

He gave me one cent service, that's what. One cent.

To Jason:

A bartender who "askterisked" me service this bad is too much of a pussy to steal. I'm not too worried about him.

To RL:

I went on a date with Betsy recently and she did nothing of the sort. It must've been *me* that tamed her. And not just in a seafood way ...
 
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