Blanketing opinions that I'll probably regret soon.

Saturday, June 25, 2005


I gave the bad bartender this receipt tonight. What does a bartender or
waiter think when they get such an insulting scrap of paper? "Gosh, I should
do a better job. Gosh."

Probably not, but it felt so good to give such an insult for such insulting service.
I'm a sucker for tipping. I always give 20 percent, even if the service sucked. I don't know why.

What did the bartender do to deserve a one cent tip?
That receipt has your credit card number askterisked out. That means the now angry waiter has the other copy.

My mom once did that at a seafood restaurant when I was little. The waitress followed us out to the parking lot and threw a steaming hot bucket of crab claws at my mom, but it missed her and landed instead on "Tic Tac Dough" host Wink Martindale who happened to be standing nearby.

Totally true story (Martindale is from the Eastern shore)
To Mr. HP:

He gave me one cent service, that's what. One cent.

To Jason:

A bartender who "askterisked" me service this bad is too much of a pussy to steal. I'm not too worried about him.

To RL:

I went on a date with Betsy recently and she did nothing of the sort. It must've been *me* that tamed her. And not just in a seafood way ...
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