Blanketing opinions that I'll probably regret soon.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Modern Drunkard

Modern Drunkard Magazine recently put out "The 86 Rules of Boozing". I liked four of them:

- Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

- If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

- If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

- If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.
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