Blanketing opinions that I'll probably regret soon.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Dummy Wallet

Originally uploaded by lonniebruner.

My latest idea is to take all those "Your Name Here" promotional credit cards you get in the mail and put them in an old wallet. This way, the next time I'm in the Third World and someone tries to mug me, I'll just hand them this "dummy wallet" and they'll take off running with it.

Only later will they realize that there's only three one-dollar bills and a bunch of worthless pieces of plastic in it.

That's the ultimate fuck-you to a thief, isn't it?

You should be president. This is brilliant.
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