Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset

Does anyone besides me eat pickled herring from a jar? I have not met a soul who does. Actually, they're called "Herring Party Snacks". With every bite there's a little Polish disco happening in my mouth. Those little onion slices are thin flavor explosions. And lord, they're in "wine sauce"! I'd like to get an entire jar of that. Believe.