Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset

In my war against cliche (which could be a cliche in itself, I guess) my latest target is "Life is Short". What fool ever thought up that crap? Life is long, my friend. Very long. By what criteria could anyone rightfully say that life is short? Compared to a giant sequoia? Maybe, but aren't we one of the longest-lived species in the animal kingdom? I think so. I mean, I'm 31, and I will certainly live far longer than I have lived up until now. I feel like I've been here forever! It was so long ago when I was 10 years old that I can hardly remember it. Just the thought that I might live past age 60 blow my mind. When I'm 60 there'll probably be spaceships zooming around instead of cars. I can't believe I'm gonna be around for so damn long. What the hell am I going to do with all that time?